Scene 4: Avernum Trilogy Forum

Spawner enters the forum. The ur-noob is curled up with its wings folded around it like a blanket. Despite the natural warmth of the forum, the ur-noob is shivering. Some of its glow has faded away. It sneezes again but this time no flame comes out. Spawner halts abruptly, stunned by the sight. The ur-noob opens an eye suddenly.

Ur-noob: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Despite its sick appearance, the ur-noob still maintains its dangerous and angry disposition. If anything, the illness has made it worse.

Spawner: Are you feeling all right, your Noobness?

Ur-noob: NO, IDIOT! I FEEL SICK! IT WILL PASS, THOUGH!

Spawner: We've overrun both Blades of Avernum forums, your Noobness. However, there is a city in the mountains in the Blades of Avernum Forum. There are many Spiderwebbers up there. The noobventurers are reported to be heading in that direction.

Ur-noob: WHAT! WHY? THE SPAMMING MORONS! I TOLD THEM TO ASSASSINATE THE ADMINISTRATORS! WAIT... YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THE ADMINISTRATORS ARE THERE, DO YOU?

Spawner: I have no idea, your Noobness. All I know is that there are probably many Spiderwebbers there.

The ur-noob rises to its feet in a suprisingly short time.

Ur-noob: I'LL TAKE OUT THE CITY MYSELF! FOLLOW ME, SPAWNER!

The ur-noob exits. Spawner hesitates for a moment, looking as if it really wants to run and hide, but follows.