Scene 4: Announcements Forum
Scene 4: Announcements Forum
Kelandon and Khoth are scattering copies of the Code of Conduct everywhere. The first undead enter the forum. Many of them trip over the Code of Conduct. Kelandon points at the ones who trip, and they vanish in a puff of smoke.
Khoth: I can't believe that this actually works.
Kelandon continues to ban the undead.
Kelandon: Of course it works. Its faster than killing them and works just as well, since theirs no one who would unban them.
Kelandon bans more undead as he speaks. Suddenly, there is a horrible growl.
Khoth: That's the ur-noob.
Kelandon: Let's get out of here. Now.
Kelandon and Khoth exit just as the ur-noob enters.
Ur-noob: WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?
The ur-noob sees one of the undead trip over a copy of the Code of Conduct.
Ur-noob: GET OUT OF THE WAY, FOOLS!
The undead get out of the way. The ur-noob breathes fire on the copies. They all go up in flames. The ur-noob laughs wildly.
Ur-noob: MUWAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS ALMOST OURS! JUST TWO MORE FORUMS LEFT! YOU, BRING ALL THE NOOBS AND 1337 H4X0RS HERE! WE'LL WAIT!
The chosen undead exits the forum. The ur-noob throws back its head and laughs again. Suddenly, it stops and shakes his head, as if trying to clear it. It doubles up and sneezes four times in quick succession. The undead look confused. The ur-noob straightens back up.
Ur-noob: IT'S NOTHING! NOTHING, I TELL YOU!
The undead who exited returns leading all the surviving members of the noob army into the Announcements Forum.
Ur-noob: LET'S GO!
The ur-noob leads the charge into the next forum.
Khoth: I can't believe that this actually works.
Kelandon continues to ban the undead.
Kelandon: Of course it works. Its faster than killing them and works just as well, since theirs no one who would unban them.
Kelandon bans more undead as he speaks. Suddenly, there is a horrible growl.
Khoth: That's the ur-noob.
Kelandon: Let's get out of here. Now.
Kelandon and Khoth exit just as the ur-noob enters.
Ur-noob: WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?
The ur-noob sees one of the undead trip over a copy of the Code of Conduct.
Ur-noob: GET OUT OF THE WAY, FOOLS!
The undead get out of the way. The ur-noob breathes fire on the copies. They all go up in flames. The ur-noob laughs wildly.
Ur-noob: MUWAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS ALMOST OURS! JUST TWO MORE FORUMS LEFT! YOU, BRING ALL THE NOOBS AND 1337 H4X0RS HERE! WE'LL WAIT!
The chosen undead exits the forum. The ur-noob throws back its head and laughs again. Suddenly, it stops and shakes his head, as if trying to clear it. It doubles up and sneezes four times in quick succession. The undead look confused. The ur-noob straightens back up.
Ur-noob: IT'S NOTHING! NOTHING, I TELL YOU!
The undead who exited returns leading all the surviving members of the noob army into the Announcements Forum.
Ur-noob: LET'S GO!
The ur-noob leads the charge into the next forum.