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Episode 1: Attack of the Noobs

Episode 1: Attack of the Noobs


It was a quiet time for the Spiderweb Software Message Boards. Sure, there were a few noobs to put up with now and then, but overall the boards were a peaceful, welcoming place (after one's sanity was left safely at the door, of course). Then the Spiderwebbers learned that an army of noobs was coming to change the course of the boards forever...

Episode 1 was written between March 2006 and April 2006, back when I was still fairly new. As such, it is the most primitive part of the Spiderweb Trilogy, specifically where the Richard White Cult was concerned.

Disclaimer: All characters and places are completely from the Spiderweb Software Message Boards. Any resemblance to fictional characters or places is completely coincidental. However, the events in this script are fictional and should not be taken as history or prophecy. They are here for entertainment purposes only.