Scene 4: Richard White Games Forum

Dikiyoba and Dintiradan are talking while waiting for the flamers, 1337 h4x0rs, and noobs to break through the line of ferrets and seals. Lenar Labs is nearby, waiting for the Silent Assassin to return.

Lenar Labs: The Silent Assassin is approaching the ur-noob. Now he's stabbed a 1337 h4x0r.

Dikiyoba: Dikiyoba is keeping a close eye on you, Dintiradan.

Dintiradan: Why is that?

Dikiyoba: Dikiyoba has seen all the "evil overlord" quotes Dintiradan has posted recently. Dintiradan could be working for the ur-noob.

Dintiradan: That's ridiculous. I only work for myself and my evil scheme is nowhere near completion. It probably won’t ever reach completion, either, given how things look at the moment.

Lenar Labs: The Silent Assassin is hiding behind a rock now. Now he's standing up and...oh no! No! No!

Dintiradan: What is it, Lenar Labs?

Lenar Labs: The Silent Assassin is dead! My brother! I... I...

Lenar Labs falls to the ground, unconscious.

Dikiyoba: Help Dikiyoba get Lenar Labs to the Tech Support Forum, Dintiradan!

Dintiradan and Dikiyoba pick Lenar Labs up and exit.