Scene 2: Blades of Exile Forum
Scene 2: Blades of Exile Forum
The ur-noob is standing on the Nethergate side of the maze with Spawner and 31337 h4x0r.
Spawner: Troll Master is dead, your Noobness.
Ur-noob: GOOD! NOW THE FLAMERS WORK SOLELY FOR ME! WHEN YOU BEGIN THE NEXT BATTLE, PUT THE FLAMERS UP FRONT! BUT KEEP THEM SPACED OUT ENOUGH THAT THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER IF THEY ARE INJURED! THE SPIDERWEBBERS WON'T STAND A CHANCE!
31337 h4x0r: There's just one slight little problem, your Noobness..
Ur-noob: WHAT IS IT, CAPTAIN?
31337 h4x0r: We're having great difficulty getting the troops into position. The maze is too difficult to nagivate, so we have to send them through a long secret passage. At the other end, the door is so small only one noob may pass through at a time.
Ur-noob: I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT!
The ur-noob breathes a huge burst flame onto the maze. After the fire burns down, the ur-noob kicks over the last few remaining walls.
Ur-noob: I BELIEVE THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT PROBLEM! NOW, ON TO THE DOOR!
Spawner and 31337 h4x0r watch as the ur-noob stalks over to the tiny door. With one kick, it destroys the door and a good deal of wall. The ur-noob returns.
Ur-noob: NO MORE PROBLEMS! NOW GO AND SLAUGHTER THE SPIDERWEBBERS! GO!
Spawner: Yes, your Noobness.
31337 h4x0r: Of course, your Noobness.
31337 h4x0r and Spawner marshal the remaining troops and lead them across the forum towards the exit.
Spawner: Troll Master is dead, your Noobness.
Ur-noob: GOOD! NOW THE FLAMERS WORK SOLELY FOR ME! WHEN YOU BEGIN THE NEXT BATTLE, PUT THE FLAMERS UP FRONT! BUT KEEP THEM SPACED OUT ENOUGH THAT THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER IF THEY ARE INJURED! THE SPIDERWEBBERS WON'T STAND A CHANCE!
31337 h4x0r: There's just one slight little problem, your Noobness..
Ur-noob: WHAT IS IT, CAPTAIN?
31337 h4x0r: We're having great difficulty getting the troops into position. The maze is too difficult to nagivate, so we have to send them through a long secret passage. At the other end, the door is so small only one noob may pass through at a time.
Ur-noob: I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT!
The ur-noob breathes a huge burst flame onto the maze. After the fire burns down, the ur-noob kicks over the last few remaining walls.
Ur-noob: I BELIEVE THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT PROBLEM! NOW, ON TO THE DOOR!
Spawner and 31337 h4x0r watch as the ur-noob stalks over to the tiny door. With one kick, it destroys the door and a good deal of wall. The ur-noob returns.
Ur-noob: NO MORE PROBLEMS! NOW GO AND SLAUGHTER THE SPIDERWEBBERS! GO!
Spawner: Yes, your Noobness.
31337 h4x0r: Of course, your Noobness.
31337 h4x0r and Spawner marshal the remaining troops and lead them across the forum towards the exit.