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Scene 3: General Forum

Scene 3: General Forum

Slartucker is helping Thuryl to puzzle out the rest of the Periodic Table of Spiderweb by creating a list of all Spiderwebbers and their elements when WKS, Erika Maroonmark, Bomber, and Lord Llama enter.

Erika Maroonmark: We've got a few elements.

WKS and Erika Maroonmark give Zorro the bars of silver, uranium, lead, and iron. Zorro combines the iron with Galactic Core. In a flash of light, Ash Lael appears.

Ash Lael: Finally! You have no idea how weird it was to be dead!

Zorro picks up the bar of uranium. WKS nudges Erika Maroonmark.

WKS: We have the key now. Let's go see what's in that chest!

WKS and Erika Maroonmark run over to the chest and unlock it. They open it as Terror's Martyr appears in a flash of light. He looks around.

Terror's Martyr: At least I'm away from most of the lunatics. I sure hope you're being selective about who you're choosing to bring back. There are already too many idiots here as it is.

Erika Maroonmark: It's a chemistry set!

Erika Maroonmark and WKS dig through the chest and pull out all the elements they can find.

WKS: Lithium, boron, copper, nitrogen, hydrogen, calcium, fluorine, nickel, potassium... there's a bunch of elements in here!

Erika Maroonmark: There's even some elements like hafnium and promethium. What was Thralni up to, anyway?

WKS: Who knows? Who cares? Zorro, we've found some more elements!

Zorro finishes combining Galactic Gore with the bar of silver.

Zorro: Well, bring them over here.

There is another flash of light and Jumpin' Salmon is revived.

Jumpin' Salmon: This is great!

Lord Llama: this is boring

Zorro: No one asked your opinion.

Zorro picks up the bar of lead and combines it with Galactic Core. Lazarus appears.

Lazarus: Hey! I'm back from the dead! For real, this time.