Scene 5: General Forum
Scene 5: General Forum
A newb opens the door and walks in.
Newb: Hey, everyone! I'm new here!
The juvenile fluffy turtle runs over.
Newb: What do you want? Oh... I bet you want this.
The newb dutifully hands over his sanity to the juvenile fluffy turtle. The fluffy turtle scarfs it down. Then, struck by sudden moodiness, the teenage fluffy turtle runs off.
Newb: So, anyway, I'm here. Where is everyone else?
The thing attacks the newb suddenly. It happens so fast that the newb doesn't even lose consciousness. He is, however, permanently transformed.
Noob: lol tat wuz wierd lol
The noob exits into the Tech Support Forum.
Newb: Hey, everyone! I'm new here!
The juvenile fluffy turtle runs over.
Newb: What do you want? Oh... I bet you want this.
The newb dutifully hands over his sanity to the juvenile fluffy turtle. The fluffy turtle scarfs it down. Then, struck by sudden moodiness, the teenage fluffy turtle runs off.
Newb: So, anyway, I'm here. Where is everyone else?
The thing attacks the newb suddenly. It happens so fast that the newb doesn't even lose consciousness. He is, however, permanently transformed.
Noob: lol tat wuz wierd lol
The noob exits into the Tech Support Forum.