Scene 1: Moderator Forum
Scene 1: Moderator Forum
The forum is very quiet. Alorael is stitching his next moniker into a quilt square. Thuryl is secretly posting and deleting, to make up for the days he missed last month. Saunders is eating a sandwich. Kelandon is instant messenging Marlenny. Drakefyre is deciding which details of Geneforge 4 to release and also deciding whether to check them for accuracy or not. Schrodinger is busy adding to the Avernum 4 walkthrough. Imban is busy being eveyone everywhere. Suddenly, Delicious Vlish runs in.
Delicious Vlish: The boards are under attack!
Thuryl: What do you mean?
Delicious Vlish: There is a horde of noobs headed this way, led by the mysterious ur-noob.
Schrodinger: What should we do?
Drakefyre: Jeff might be on these boards! I'll go see if he's here and help him to safety if he is. After all, these boards are expendable but without Jeff, there will be no more games!
Thuryl: After Avernum 4, he doesn't deserve to escape and create more games.
Drakefyre: That's because you don't know what will be in Geneforge 4.
Drakefyre exits.
Thuryl: So, what is the current situation, Delicious Vlish?
Delicious Vlish: It looks bad. The wanderers have fled, of course. The lurkers have retreated to the shadows. The newbs have absolutely no idea what to do. Why, some of them haven't even posted before. Ed is alternately in tears and insulting everyone he can. TM is with your mom.
Thuryl: What!
Thuryl runs out.
Kelandon: I'll take charge of the newbs. I'll ensure that none of them are noobs in disguise. Arancaytar can help me.
Kelandon exits.
Imban: Where will the noobs attack first?
Delicious Vlish: I heard a rumor that they are coming from underground.
Alorael: The SubTerra Forum! Delicious Vlish, are the noobs pedestrians?
Delicious Vlish: Well, they are on foot.
Alorael: Great!
Alorael grabs a sniper rifle and a bunch of skribbane potions and exits.
Schrodinger: I suppose my walkthrough will have to wait. Come on, then.
Schrodinger, Imban, and Delicious Vlish exit.
Delicious Vlish: The boards are under attack!
Thuryl: What do you mean?
Delicious Vlish: There is a horde of noobs headed this way, led by the mysterious ur-noob.
Schrodinger: What should we do?
Drakefyre: Jeff might be on these boards! I'll go see if he's here and help him to safety if he is. After all, these boards are expendable but without Jeff, there will be no more games!
Thuryl: After Avernum 4, he doesn't deserve to escape and create more games.
Drakefyre: That's because you don't know what will be in Geneforge 4.
Drakefyre exits.
Thuryl: So, what is the current situation, Delicious Vlish?
Delicious Vlish: It looks bad. The wanderers have fled, of course. The lurkers have retreated to the shadows. The newbs have absolutely no idea what to do. Why, some of them haven't even posted before. Ed is alternately in tears and insulting everyone he can. TM is with your mom.
Thuryl: What!
Thuryl runs out.
Kelandon: I'll take charge of the newbs. I'll ensure that none of them are noobs in disguise. Arancaytar can help me.
Kelandon exits.
Imban: Where will the noobs attack first?
Delicious Vlish: I heard a rumor that they are coming from underground.
Alorael: The SubTerra Forum! Delicious Vlish, are the noobs pedestrians?
Delicious Vlish: Well, they are on foot.
Alorael: Great!
Alorael grabs a sniper rifle and a bunch of skribbane potions and exits.
Schrodinger: I suppose my walkthrough will have to wait. Come on, then.
Schrodinger, Imban, and Delicious Vlish exit.